Alright Universe

(via bastille)

bombing:

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

(via itsagifnotagif)

asian:

dizzybud:

omg

What kind of dog is this

(via may)

slimetony:

cuckroach:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Greg dig a Big Hole™

Greg has gone missing he was just outside a moment ago where has he fucking gone

did you look in the hole

he was in the hole

(via heart)

(via 1squirtle)

(via humorous-wifi)

(via egyptiancottonsandvaseline)

bonerfart:

are you not entertained? is this not why you are here?

(via ssorpioo-deactivated20180603)

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pitiful:

thighschool:

is this a real picture omfg???

The picture is real because you can see it with your Eyes

(via squidyword)